Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Recap Week 14

SIGL is beginning to stand for Schizophrenic Industrial Golf League; one week, we can't swing our way out of a paper bag, and the next, we're lighting up the course, one of the toughest in all of Easton, like actual skilled golfers. From four and five birdies the last two weeks, we came alive with a season-high 18 last night. 

     Week 14 was the season premier of the Johnny Fay Show, as he had (a career best?) 37 good for 18 points and easily taking Individual at +9. Dwayne Snell drew a lucky hand, and will gladly accept $25 with which to buy John a beer. 

     A lot of good rounds were carded and other notables include Paul Raynard, Bill Pope, and the Bob Twins; Loring and Frick all at +3. Highpointer for the night was Star of the Day Fay. 

     The Quiet Man, Paul McDermott tucked it close to a tough front pin on the 6th hole to snag CTP at 6' 1". 

      As noted, the ball was finding the cup all night as 18 dropped for birds. Not only were the 8th and 9th holes humbled, they were practically sodomized, as SIGL sharpshooters found the hole a total of 11 times for birdie between the two. Other covered birds were carded on 2 and 6. In fact, about the only disappointment that J. Fay had on the night was when his birdie on 6 was covered by rookie Ryan Burke with a curling cross-green downhill 65 footer.

      Dr. Saul Payne filled the cavity in the middle of the 3rd hole, and if you have an hour to kill, he'll explain exactly how he did it. Frank LaRosa got back on the gravy train with a birdie on 4 (which Frickie should have covered) and Steve Lozzi, split up from his regular partner Saul, got in on the act himself in a most unorthodox and unrecommended manner on 5: A dead pull left into the woods with a delayed reaction spit-out into the rough, and later a pitch-in for the 3, proving once again that there is more than one way to skin a bird!

     See you next Tuesday.  

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